Nap mini

A small nap. The Mac mini of naps. It may not be as good as a full nap, but hey, at least it's something.

I was really tired this afternoon but all I had time for was a nap mini.

by JenniferEm October 4, 2009

Mini Cooper S

Large small car with no space inside. Poor performing transmission allows tandems to overtake and holds up traffic whilst guzzling petrol. Usually driven by someone without a clue (that nicer cars exist, or how to drive)

"Wasn't that a Mini Cooper S we just passed" - one tandem rider to another

by Gav August 5, 2003

mini-Helen

A misunderstanding of the old scientist/techie joke that a millihelen is the amount of beauty needed to launch one ship. Milli- is the international scientific prefix for 1/1000. Most international units are named after someone -- watt for power, newton for force, ampere for current, and so on. Scientists, techs, and gears who work with those prefixes all the time often attach them to all sorts of made-up units. So a megahelen would be the beauty of a face that launched a billion ships (one million times one thousand) and a nanohelen would be the face that launched one millionth of a ship (one billionth times one thousand). Millihelen worked better a few decades ago when newspapers and TV news often carried stories about ship launchings, because usually the woman christening the ship launch was a First Lady, the Queen, or some senator or lord's wife (what nowadays we call a first wife, the one before the trophy wife), and thus a lizardy old bag that was only sort of recognizably female.

"That one's a mini-Helen."

"Unless she's a real cute midget, you mean she's got about a millihelen. Go back to chemistry class and stop getting your science from Star Trek reruns!"

by old lang guy September 8, 2006

mini tof

a person who eats a lot and is Tons Of Fun, but very skinny.

Erica is a mini tof compared to the real tof.

by p0odz April 19, 2007

Mini-Vom

A small hurl of puke, often done purposefully to make the person feel more refreshed after taking lots of drugs, or perhaps alcohol.

A friend: "Mate. whats wrong? You look ill."
Kethead: "Mwer, need, a, er, mini-vom."
And he throws up...

by Monogram August 17, 2007

mini-bopper

a girl who is young, about 15,16 years old who loves the dick. not a gold digger because she does not wont your money. a girl that is down.

EX 1. dam anit getting on puss tonight unless i calls me's a mini-bopper.

EX 2. lets goes and run a train on that mini-bopper, she is down.

by V-guy September 17, 2007

Mini

1. A persons younger sibling; used most often when that younger sibling looks significantly like the older one.
Hinting they are a "mini" version of the older child.
-Can also be used when one person looks like another person.

2. Any child (much) younger than you.

Plural:
While I was passing the local elementry school, all I saw was a bunch of mini's running around the playground.

by NoFiZzLe June 27, 2008