mike shmidt

A true asshole. Even though he is one sexy man..

Look at Mike Shmidt! He can control the cameras!

by Mari!Bish February 1, 2015

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to mike faist

to suddenly disappear during a zoom call/livestream due to the used device running out of battery

"Did he just disappear?"
"He didn't charge his devices, he'll never learn not to mike faist"

by finleyh October 16, 2021

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7 layer dip modified to accomodate a slightly picky, yet wonderful and amazing guy who doesn't like olives and wilty lettuce. Make it for awesome boyfriends who are just a little quirky about random veggies. Is best served during sporting events like Superbowl, football parties, etc where said boyfriend can induldge and exclaim over how amazing his girlfriend is in between various sporting plays.

Wow, Mike's dip is fabulous with these Chili and Lime chips.

Is that real guacamole in Mike's dip?

My significant other should learn to make Mike's dip and be as awesome as Mike's girlfriend is.

by a pretty cool girlfriend February 8, 2010

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Mike Piazza

Someone who is extremely gay. So gay in fact, that he is "the best catcher of all time."

Wow, look at that guy grinding his ass against that other guy! He has some real talent, I bet later tonight he'll be a real Mike Piazza!

by dannyretlaps August 17, 2018

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Mike and Mary

Two peas in a pod. Best friends, lovers, and soul mates. They both do whatever they want and if you don't like it go fuck yourself. Can be very spontaneous. They have a love that no one will ever understand. Can't keep them apart. Both very smart and sarcastic.

Mike and Mary flew to Las Vegas and got married.

by Landen17 December 30, 2014

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