Mexican firecracker 

A man puts his soft penis in a glass bottle (preferably Corona), gets it erect, then cracks the bottle over a hard surface. The surfaces may include anything from curbs to a woman's head.

Miguel: "Yo Rico, what did you do for Cinco de Mayo?"
Rico: "Aye B, we made some Mexican firecrackers and lit 'em up GOOD! My dick still hurts!"

John blindfolded me and said I should do a Mexican firecracker. 5 minutes later, I had glass shrapnel in my balls.

Mexican firecracker by Nah B Nah September 5, 2008

Mexican poo blanket 

When your kickin' it in Mexico and your boy is so far passed out that you invite the whole neighborhood over to drop a duce on his chest.

OOOPS! I just gave mi amigo a mexican poo blanket!!!

Mexican poo blanket by WyldSoul November 4, 2006

mexican snoodle 

When two circumcised men want to snoodle but can't because of the lack of foreskin they put their dicks together tip to tip and wrap their dicks in a tortilla. Then one man proceeds to jerk the other man off.

Carlos and Ken want to snoodle but couldn't until they realized Carlos was a mexican and had a tortilla to wrap around their dicks. This is how the mexican snoodle was born.

mexican snoodle by kaminsknator April 7, 2011

mexican wake-up call 

the act of your neighbors' landscapers mowing the lawn at 8am on a Saturday morning.

Dude, I got so wasted last night and on top of that I received a nice mexican wake-up call courtesy of my neighbors.

mexican wake-up call by muckraker9000 April 8, 2009

Mexican Rorschach 

(n) A sandwich with dog poop in it: Presumably opening said sandwich would resemble a Rorschach inkblot pattern; see Texas Flip-phone.

From Ben Driscoll's Daisy Owl Webcomic 7/9/2008

"Well, she left a surprise in the sandwich. An old fashioned 'Texas Flip-phone.'"
" . . . a what?"
. . .
"A 'Mexican Rorschach?'"
". . ."
"A sandwich with dog poop in it."
"Oh."

Mexican Rorschach by estebanamente March 18, 2009

Mexican Toothache 

When one consumes a mass amount of spicy mexican food thus paying for it the next day when one encounters severe explosive diarrhea where leftover floaty mexican food can be seen. This usually leaves behind fine toilet art.

Ex. Sara goes to Don Lorenzo's and eats the entire dish of chicken chimichanga on top of a basket of tortilla's with salsa and guacamole. About an hour later she sprints to the nearest restroom and experiences a mexican toothache.

Mexican Toothache by taniabakersbu August 2, 2009

Mexican Blackjack 

Taking your used condom off your cock, proceeding to shit inside it, tying off the end and then creeping up behind your girlfriend like a burgler and smacking her in the face with it.

After banging his prudish girlfriend he pulled the condom off his cock and turned it into a Mexican Blackjack to dummy her upside the head with so she would quit asking about dinner.

Mexican Blackjack by jordin36 August 13, 2010