Matthew 

Matthew is that one annoying kid that thinks they are cool.

Matthew: Im cool!
Person: No you arent

Matthew by Hiimantisocial August 29, 2020

Matthew 

Matthew is a huge simp. Someone who is very short and no talent at all.

Person 1: ayy.. look at that short nigga.
Person 2: thats just Matthew

Matthew by Campbell Young August 30, 2020

Matthew 

Matthew is tall typically 6'5. He is a lean 155 pounds. He is a straight GORGEOUS, best-looking guy at the school. He is excellent at baseball and throws the high 90s on an off day. His secondary sport is basketball, where he is known for his windmills. He excels in the field of humor. Overall, Matthew is a great guy with no downside to his personality

Everyone likes Matthew.

Matthew by IDontSayItEveryoneIsThinkingIt September 12, 2020

Matthew 

A tall man, usually quite handsome but not adorned by girls. Mostly into memes and gaming with the boys.

Matthew, wanna make memes?

Matthew by DiamondReaper 24 September 24, 2020

Matthew 

Dumb and not a friendlyperson

Matthew is dumb

Matthew by Jack dumb heart September 25, 2020

Matthew 

The one who talks about porridge and rock pigeons

Matthew loves coke

Matthew by Menloveboobs October 9, 2020

Matthew 

Hebrew for Gods gift to women.

Oh girl I started seeing this guy named Matthew. He's a gift from God.

Matthew by The Matthew October 17, 2020