IM Madness

When talking to more than 4 people online. All have some bizarre story to tell and consider it imporant, so if you don't reply within 5 seconds of their last message, they get upset and send you 11 consecutive messages spelling out "w-h-e-r-e-a-r-e-y-o-u." The "message recieved" sound repeats over and over and you begin getting a headache. It's a state which should be avoided by all means.

"Mustaf, Lili, Big Moe, and Tinkers were trying to tell me what had happened at Mama Joe's party--all at the same time. It was IM Madness!"

by Forturne Cokie August 30, 2004

ho-mad

a man or woman who has sex with women or men to obtain valuable resources such as food, shelter, transportation, and money. This can come from one girl or MANY!!.

Friend 1: "So your driving Katies car, Sally bout you breakfast, and your staying at Joan's house?"
Friend 2: "Damn, your a Ho-mad

by agoodfriendofaHo-mad January 8, 2008

mad aggie

a way of saying someone is very annoying or very aggravating

(Friend#1 poking Friend#2)

Friend#2: You're mad aggie!!

by Jordan_Luz September 30, 2012

march madness

celebrating after Fap Free Feb.

jerking off as much as you can

Danny: hows your march madness going so far?

Brian: im upto 47

by thisisdudu March 11, 2010

Utter Madness

just fucking shit up.

just won't go to sleep that night as a result, probably bang the brains out of his girlfriend too... just utter madness

by JayGatsby2454 April 13, 2010

mad awks

Something you say when you're explaining an awkward moment you experienced to someone .

Ex :

Jon : So me and Gina were having sex the other day, when her mom walks in and is just staring us .
Chris : Damn dude, that sounds mad awks !

Ex 2 :

*walking out of math class*
George : Man that was mad awks just sitting in silence, after Mrs Smith yelled at us .
Harold : Yeah man it sucked !

by FunkMastaK July 15, 2009

Mad Figgerish

Mad Figgerish is a term used to describe someone who is completely childish, talks while no one listens or cares, grunts continuously and makes countless unwanted sounds, reads news articles out loud, always uses an outside voice indoors, unexplainably says the word "coochie" often, mixes two random words to make up a so-called legitimate word, answers questions which are directed at other individuals - not yourself, and makes up answers without having a clue regarding accuracy or relevance. The term Mad Figgerish is derived from an actual person possessing all of the above qualities and attributes.

What the fuck are you talking about? Did you just use the word 'coochie' as a verb? Your dumb ass is Mad Figgerish!

by Ajuma July 14, 2011