March 12 

officially made National Corgi Day by Avery Colley

Mike: I’m gonna go buy a bunch of Corgis since it’s March 12

March 12 by planttalien May 10, 2019

march 17th

y'all r really weird by making this day so.. sex related. It's actually a very amazing day because it happens to be my birthday so I'm just gonna make myself feel special, happy birthday salma

"dude did you know it's march 17th today?" "Yeah, that means it's salmas birthday!"

march 17th by sallyisthebest January 22, 2022

March 22 

This day a kid named Parker was born and if you were born on this day u have freedom to do whatever you want for the rest of your life.

Him: why is March 22 so important?
Me: because our friend Parker was born

March 22 by Parky boy October 21, 2019

March 5 

the day that a talented Pisces baby is born. the most talented ones are born from 2005 - 2010.

she was definitely born on march 5

March 5 by my tik tok is sushi.ariella November 2, 2020

march 9th 

march nineth is the birth date of bts' Min Yoongi.
It is celebrated among armys everywhere when this time of year comes around, and is also the reason you will see my crying in the corridor at school because my babys so old now. He is 27 (YTD)

"wOw ITS march 9th. ThaT mEAns MY BaBY iS All GroWN Up! UwU"

march 9th by Th0t4nctandbts October 20, 2019

March 29 

This is the day the gods gave up on an angel, God condemned the angel to live amongst mortals to learn and to suffer for being who she/he was, they grew sick of the mortal world and makes up their minds to take revenge and go against God, leading them to become and abomination
This is the day of rebellion

Person: Hey do you know what day it is?

March 29: Well duh it's the day of the rebellious abomination, now let's go sacrifice some humans 😈

March 29 by Abomination October 27, 2019

March 24 

Girls can kick boys in the nuts day

Exactly as it says. You girls can do this on March 24

March 24 by Raylack November 22, 2020