maximum shaftage

shaftage, to the max.....this is my word goddamnit

Winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.
Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)

by Ryan Jackson March 11, 2004

Maxine

The ugliest person you'll ever meet

Maxine: hi

People: arghhhhhhh

by m00xine June 11, 2019

Maximus

If your name is Maximus that means your a show off and is annoying lol

maximus-hey guys
random guy- omg your so annoying

by [e-mail] November 6, 2019

Maximilian

A straight up pussy. Maximilian’s are usually the bitch in the relationship. They are also slow, very slow. But lovable at times.

Nobody:
Maximilian: I’m scared of everything !

by coochiecrabs May 3, 2019

maximus bigus pigus

Deriving from the latin term for 'A Big Pig'

you my friend are a 'maximus bigus pigus'

by Barry Chuckle February 23, 2007

hoe-ius maximus

they are hoes that are big

(fat hoe walks by)
"dang look at the hoe-ius maximus"

by sam to the antha August 12, 2005

Maximum Ride

A fictional story book with no literary value whatsoever and complex plot that makes no sense. Set in first-person by the main character who is the zealous, bothersome, irritating Max, the book is a stain of the English language.

You’ll like it if you like the sentence “I’ll kick their stupid butts” repeatedly.

"Ok, I'm not the best cook in the world. Though I can still kick your butt so don't you forget it." - Maximum Ride.

by AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY October 22, 2009