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The Looter's Paradox

A common tragedy amongst Looter's when faced with overwhelming amounts of loot , supplies etc they're limited by the quantity of things they can carry. They are forced to leave some loot behind despite wanting all of it. Usually when faced with the Looter's Paradox people are troubled by deciding on what to take and feel uneasy leaving things behind. (Most commonly applies to video games).
After that base raid in dayz I was faced with the Looter's Paradox after finding ludacris amounts of loot.
by Civit November 28, 2019
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Foot locker

When you are giving a blow job while receiving a foot rub.
My girl agreed to to a foot locker because she wouldn't give me head unless I gave her a foot rub.
by Betty McNasty December 8, 2019
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Pooper-Looper

A dog that poops in one place, walk 1 ft, and poops again in another spot.
(EXTREMELY annoying to walk)
God, that dog is a pooper-Looper.
by Uglycat22 February 7, 2020
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Doom Looper

Someone who relentlessly watches the same TV series or show over and over again on a "loop of doom" until they can recite the entire script off memory, whilst simultaneously claiming that all current TV offerings are sub-par and not worthy of their attention.
Friend of Doom Looper; Have you seen that new show on Netflix that just came out?

Doom Looper; Nah, it sucks.
Friend of Doom Looper; But you havent seen it?
Doom Looper; I'm currently watching "The Office" for the 645th time.

Friend of Doom Looper; You're a Doom Looper.
by Det. Lloyd Gross November 13, 2020
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The Loonerotti

The term "the loonerotti" refers to groups of crazy Republican elites that travel around the country spreading former president Donald Trump's "big lie" about the 2020 election. This group specializes in the most outrageous and disproven conspiracy theories ranging from rigged voting machines, ballot watermarks, ballots from China, and boxes of ballots magically appearing under counting-room tables. People that can be identified as members of this group are Rudy Giuliani, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, Sidney Powell, and Mike Lindell. By extension, conservative media members on Fox News and lesser-known outlets like Newsmax are also involved with this group.
"Looks like the loonerotti are in town for a rally this week". "Man, the looerotti are really clogging the legal system with their frivolous lawsuits".
by mattgaetzlovesunderagegirls September 2, 2021
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Scooter Looter

A person who finds his victims through Instagram and finds out about their personal lives. Only a few know his true identity. Some say its a cult of people running 1 account. Mostly seen with a Joker pfp
Dude, ngl Scooter Looter has my bitch hostage.

Scooter Looter lowkey can fuck my bitch anytime he wants.
by Mohave High Student September 6, 2021
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national locker room day

Let’s go to the locker room, it’s national locker room day!
by bigdoubleyou March 3, 2022
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