Duck Logic

When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.

"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."

by Ezin December 30, 2016

Simple Logic

Defo an alt for tingles

person 1: Wtf Simple logic stop it
Simple logic: *mean words*

*five mins later as soon as simple logic goes away*

tingles: Omg guys what happened?!

by A very hot person December 09, 2019

Simple Logic

Secretly an alt

Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me

by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019

logical fucktard

Having intelligence, yet acting like a Fucktard on purpose for show or to hide a fact. Can sometimes be done in sarcasm

Politics are filled with logical fucktards

He/she knows better, hes just being a logical fucktard, because he doesnt want to be liable for his actions

by Cypher_Xero December 08, 2020

bos logic

a way of living. point blank periodt.

oh no I don’t know what to do!!

bos logic. duh.

by bos gross September 10, 2019

2035 logic

Rhetoric that MAGA racists and nazi’s use to rationalize obvious bad behavior.

Typical racist: Oh, that boy wasn’t molested by his female teacher, it’s “lucky boy” behavior.

Common-sense person: he was molested, and your excusing it? 2035 logic.

by YungstarProd March 22, 2024

basic logic

The special ability of Miles Edgeworth, an ability that no one else has, an ability that makes him objectively superior to every defense attorney on the planet.

Phoenix: *Has a magical object that tells him if someone is hiding something*
Apollo: *Has a bracelet that tightens when someone lies and can see people's subconscious tells*
Athena: *Can hear people's true emotions and display them using a computer that she wears around her neck*
Edgeworth: *Has BASIC LOGIC*

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 24, 2020