Hang the lizard

Refers to the act of giving up, or throwing in the towel. This phrase is typically used when responding to social invitations.

Man 1: "Hey man, do you want to study tonight at the library"
Man 2: "Nah, I've studied all day, I think I'm just going to hang the lizard on this one"

by Zolele December 21, 2018

Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020

Chasing the lizard

When a lot lizard, performs oral so well you're chasing the BJ forever after

Man that lot lizard, blew me so good, I've been chasing the lizard since.

by Lizardchaser July 27, 2022

National turn Lizard into a Flareon day

This is the day where you can turn anyone named Lizard into a Flareon from Pokémon with no permission.

"Okay Lizard, it's National turn Lizard into a Flareon day! Hold still so I can prepare the cool spell that turns you into a Flareon because I want to!"

by pixeel November 29, 2023