lobby log

When you need to take a dump during a 17 hour road trip that includes multiple meals at fast food restaurants, and you arrive at your hotel; first thing you do is pollute the restroom off the hotel lobby with a huge turd called a lobby log

When we finally arrived at our Holiday Inn off of I-90, I left a lobby log so I wouldn't pollute our hotel room.

by F'in Barn July 17, 2017

Urban Logging

Taking a outdoor dump in a public place in a downtown or suburban setting.

While walking to work, I noticed someone had been doing some urban logging on the sidewalk.

by Kaevo December 22, 2008

Lincoln Logs

When bearded women (preferably wearing top-hats) engage in the act of scissoring. This can involve a quantity of 2 - 12 bearded women.

"That is the hairiest lincoln logs session I've ever seen!"

"I hear the circus is coming to town. I hope they have a decent Lincoln Logs act."

by UncleRumpleFugly July 7, 2009

aqua log

see aqua bog

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Pecan Log

Light skinned penis

I want a pecan log!

by Pecanlogger June 4, 2009

Lincoln Log

When someone attemps to shove old poop in someone elses butt

Oh he totally just got the Lincoln Log!

by lincolnlogger69er May 7, 2009

log jammer

when you poop in someones mouth then make them give you head.

i hate that bitch i want to give her a log jammer.

by matt krizzle February 3, 2004