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butt load

a copious quantity of anything frustrating particularly in academia.
I have a butt load of lousy history papers to grade
by stressed April 23, 2006
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Fuck Load

1. A Massive amount ejcaulate exiting ones penis, or dripping from a recievers gaping rectal cavity.
1. "After Joe finished fucking Kate, she squatted over his mouth and let the FUCK LOAD drip into his mouth."

2. "My God Mike, the FUCK LOAD you sprayed onto my tits sure was warm and moist."
by Pak Zedersen May 30, 2008
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Ghost Load

Refers to the leftover mess when a man ejaculates (usually through masturbation) without washing his hands, leaving traces of semen on his hands or other parts of his body. Others near the carrier of the ghost load often come into contact with the body part afflicted by the ghost load without ever knowing it, hence the term "ghost" load.

Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".
Example 1:

John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."

Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"

Example 2:

"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."
by spankerton February 14, 2013
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muzzel loader

When doing her from behind, you take your chew out of your mouth and plug her butt with it.
xxx muzzel loader
by Jim Bob Jr October 24, 2008
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butt load

The amount of stuff it would take to fill YOUR toilet high enough to touch your butt while you are sitting on the seat.
by THEKosherDillWhole May 14, 2009
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A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!
As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"
by DC July 13, 2004
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puss nutted no load

One of those guys who wants to blast you in the face . And with the promise of a fire-hose like experience. Except it's more like the end of an aerosol whipped cream can experience.- Just a little piddle! Oh boooo!!! BORING!!!
Big John promised me a fun night. Turns out, he's a puss nutted no load! Where the hell is Denis Leary when you need him?
by dirtybird95 May 23, 2009
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