Paedo Legs

When a woman's legs are in need of a shave.

I had to wear jeans today cause I've got really bad paedo legs.

by holly and georgia October 17, 2009

dad legs

Legs that are so daddy they are Dad legs

Danggggg boyyyy look at thoes Dad legs.

by Death Star October 30, 2017

Baby legs

A delicious treat used as an aphrodisiac, they are commonly eaten after a birth or if there is left over in the hospital.

Doctor: “It’s a beautiful baby boy.”
Berther:” good, we can harvest it’s legs now.”

Patient:”What’s for dinner?”
Nurse:”we have been given some baby legs.”
Patient:” What in Actual fuck.”

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Gay baby legs

Babies that have gay legs. Or babies that are born with gay legs.

The doctor said my son was born with gay legs.

Kids at school use to call me gay baby legs because I had small ass legs and I was gay

by Gay legs May 25, 2018

black legs

The act of you and your partner pooping in your pants and wearing each-other's pants with the poop still in it.

I love the warm feeling of my wife's black legs in the morning!

by jraaabbb November 11, 2010

stick-legs

gay-ass asian who thinks he is black but is actually very white. See "Neil"

Man look at that asian shizznit, he is such a stick-legs.

by DaFunness January 11, 2005

my legs hurt

You need to poop, real bad

Mr. K, is the bus going to be pulling over soon? My legs hurt.

by Yollanda April 13, 2007