Kentucky moon pie

When two boys from Kentucky put their assholes together and fart!!

The two boys been making Kentucky moon pies

by OG WEASEL May 13, 2018

Kentucky Go Faster

1. Stickers, usually automotive performance related (e.g. JEGG'S, STP, MILODON, MALLORY, MSD, WEIAND) placed in the back windows or rear quarter windows of a crapped out car with the intention of making it look more like a race car. Most often seen on but not limited to late 60's early 70's musclecars. 2. A Rock-a-Billy band formed by the leftover members of the late 80's punk-metal fusion band "Sweaty Nipples" after the original base player and drummer died in a homosexual suicide pact.

Ernie had a crapped out primered 71 duster with glasspacks and kentucky go fasters plastered all over his windows.

by Mad_Marx January 19, 2007

kentucky waterfall

A brother picking his nose and wiping it in his sister hair while doing her doggy style.

Billy bob's sister had to give her hair a good washin after he gave her a kentucky waterfall.

by Johnny dee April 9, 2008

Kentucky Creek Water

Illegal homemade corn liquor. Also can be called moonshine. Usually very high in alcohol content.

"At the party last night, we got wasted off of Dale's Kentucky Creek Water"

by cholt April 15, 2009

Kentucky Sticky Floor

An act of masturbation where you use large amounts of super glue as lubricant and inadvertantly get yourself stuck to the floor (or wherever you're sitting).

Can involve a partner.

I think I just caught Matt Kentucky Sticky Flooring it in the bathroom.

by Tiny Osama September 20, 2018

kentucky foot warmer

When you shit in your sock then put it on.

Johnny had cold feet so he made a kentucky foot warmer.

by OhSchist June 7, 2018

Kentucky Pop Tart

A sex act involving one or more people where a chicken leg is used in place of a dildo.

Kyle: How was your date with Amanda last night?
Ryan: So hot, so crazy! She let me give her a Kentucky Pop Tart.
Kyle: Wow! I thought she was a vegetarian.

by Honey Maxwell February 4, 2017