Kentucky moon pie

When two boys from Kentucky put their assholes together and fart!!

The two boys been making Kentucky moon pies

by OG WEASEL May 13, 2018

Kentucky Go Faster

1. Stickers, usually automotive performance related (e.g. JEGG'S, STP, MILODON, MALLORY, MSD, WEIAND) placed in the back windows or rear quarter windows of a crapped out car with the intention of making it look more like a race car. Most often seen on but not limited to late 60's early 70's musclecars. 2. A Rock-a-Billy band formed by the leftover members of the late 80's punk-metal fusion band "Sweaty Nipples" after the original base player and drummer died in a homosexual suicide pact.

Ernie had a crapped out primered 71 duster with glasspacks and kentucky go fasters plastered all over his windows.

by Mad_Marx January 19, 2007

kentucky waterfall

A brother picking his nose and wiping it in his sister hair while doing her doggy style.

Billy bob's sister had to give her hair a good washin after he gave her a kentucky waterfall.

by Johnny dee April 9, 2008

Kentucky Creek Water

Illegal homemade corn liquor. Also can be called moonshine. Usually very high in alcohol content.

"At the party last night, we got wasted off of Dale's Kentucky Creek Water"

by cholt April 15, 2009

kentucky foot warmer

When you shit in your sock then put it on.

Johnny had cold feet so he made a kentucky foot warmer.

by OhSchist June 7, 2018

Kentucky Pop Tart

A sex act involving one or more people where a chicken leg is used in place of a dildo.

Kyle: How was your date with Amanda last night?
Ryan: So hot, so crazy! She let me give her a Kentucky Pop Tart.
Kyle: Wow! I thought she was a vegetarian.

by Honey Maxwell February 4, 2017

Kentucky Cum Copter

The act of tightly tying a cord of some fashion (nylon, twine, hemp, etc.) around the shaft of one's penis. The other end of the cord is tied around an object, preferably quite heavy.

The individual then spins in either direction as fast as he can manage, making the weight come up in the air as he does. This continues until the man finally attains climax, and splooges all over the surrounding area.

Often used as both a workout and a way to sabotage precious space.

Guy 1: "Dude did you hear about how well I pulled off that Kentucky Cum Copter the other day?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... Your tic tac dick could only hold ten pounds, I was doing 45's the other day!"

"I'm going to Kentucky Cum Copter the crap out of your guys' room when you're not looking!"

"I'm a little bi-curious, so I like to Kentucky Cum Copter in the showers barefoot"

by BUmenace April 15, 2012