cunt jockey

opposite of a cock jockey
FUCKING LESBIANS!!!!!!

alan: i like the look of that girl
spencer: u mmprick shes a cunt jockey!!!!!
alan: really?
spencer: yeah and she's fucking fat!!!

by RubySpank December 14, 2006

joker that ho

after you cum on a girl's face you spread it all around and rub it in. You then grab some of her red lipstick and color her lips. (don't forget to spread it all on her cheeks too!)

i think i'ma joker that ho later tonight.

by E-$F August 23, 2008

poo jockey

One who likes to have anal sex with another man.

Peter is such a poo jockey.

by Lewis February 26, 2004

oven jockey

n.
-slang term for a house wife

"No disrespect to you wife, but I can't see how you got that oven jockey to uncross her honey sticks for you."

by D. Long March 24, 2007

fuck-jockey

Someone that does all the work, and riding, to get there partner off, but doesn't get any satisfaction for themselves.

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

He used me as his fuck-jockey last night.

You are such a fuck-jockey.

by dfhsdh January 2, 2008

life jacker

Something or somone that prevents you from having a social life.

Guy 1: Man, ever since I started playing basketball for the high school team I've haven't done anything but eat sleep and play ball.

Guy 2: Yep sometimes sports can be life jackers.

by QMILLZ21 July 16, 2009

Pizza Jockey

One whose occupation is making pizza for consumption by the unwashed masses of the world.

When I dreamed of what I wanted to be when I grew up, Pizza Jockey was almost always on the bottom of the list.

by isyaple January 22, 2010