my name is jeff 

a joke made in 22 jump street that originally made all of us slightly chuckle so naturally the fucking idiots on vine blew it up and now it is fucking everywhere and annoys the shit out of all of us

Tom: Hey dude check out this vine
Mark: ok
Tom's phone: OH NA NA WHAT'S MY NAME?

Tom: wait for it
Tom's phone: MY NAME IS JEFF
Mark: HAHAHAHAHA wow that is comedy gold
Tom: told u

my name is jeff by Bartholomew Peanut December 17, 2014

My name's Jeff 

The Channing Tatum classic line from the movie '22 Jump Street', pronounced my name hëf. It has gone viral so there are plenty of parodies on the interweb. It is also commonly used to harass anyone called jeff.

Max: "What's your name?"
Joker: "My name's Jeff!"

My name's Jeff by anal exibitions December 6, 2014

My Name Is Jeff 

when you don't wanna say your real name to someone or don't wanna tell someone your name in an awkward conversation

Asshole Substitute Teacher: "WHAT'S YOUR NAME GO TO THE DEANS OFFICE!!!"
Me: "My Name Is Jeff"
*skips rest of class because sub told the dean he sent Jeff down*

My Name Is Jeff by MehhNameIsJeff March 7, 2015

My name jeff 

A rude way to tell someone you don't want to engage with them. Basically telling someone to fuck off.

Person 1: hey

Person 2: my name jeff

Teacher: did you do your homework?
Student: my name jeff

My name jeff by Prelewddude May 20, 2018

The Spanish Jeff 

–noun, plural -fes  /-fɛs; Eng. -feɪz/ Spanish. leader; chief; boss.

A la "what would you do for a Klondike bar," this is the ultimate dare or dare scenario. In order to do the nasty with some way outta-your-league celeb gash, you have to do two things. First, you have to eat a platter of her poo. While that shit is nasty, that's not all. You have to nosh her spanish coffee while sitting in your bedroom, watching a man sleep in your bed for one hour. But it's not just any man. It's your old, skinny, dead toothed nerd-of-a boss. What's worse is he is naked. So, now, not only are you a shit eater, but you get to have your anti-poon boss' grey, old balls all over your sheets. The prize is to bang your favorite celeb for six hours.

Guy 1: "Man, I'd do anything to slay Danica Patrick. She's such a hammer."

Guy 2: "Really bro, would you do the Spanish Jeff?"

Guy 1: "You bet your ass I would...Now wait, can it not be after she's eaten chicken wings? And, does it have to be that douchebag boss, Lumburgh?"

Guy 2: "Dude, you are hard up for Danica Patrick. Let's go talk this over at BW3s."

The Spanish Jeff by Chotchkies May 18, 2009

My Name Jeff 

My Name Jeff

My Name Jeff

My Name Jeff by Poooo is yummy September 10, 2020

Pull a jeff 

1. To bail out of an event of any gravity whatsoever
This is usually school assemblies, interviews, tests or physics exams.

2.Also, to "pull a jeff" may refer to any act of appearing sleepy or fatigued, or to leave school early (ie lunchtime) to go home and sleep.

dude1: what do we have next man?
dude2: assembly
dude1: /pulls a jeff

dude1: man you look baddddd, you should pull a jeff

Pull a jeff by lolathon April 3, 2008