Fig jam

I term for someone who thinks highly of themselves.

When interpreted, the letters stand for : Fuck I'm good, just ask me

Eg 1- Mike: " I got an A in my test. Fig jam baby!"

Eg 2- Steve: " I can get any girl I want, I just show them my abs and have them crooning"
Jenny: ( rolls her eyes) " Ugh....fig jam much Steve?... Get over yourself.."

by Quirkette May 10, 2016

Bam-Jam

See Amazing

Thats proper Bam-Jam innit bredrin

by Ben Smith September 23, 2003

jam-ramming

The act of making love to a lady that is on the rag. In other words, the male penis is in use in lue of the tampon or a female's sanitation cloth. Jam = Blood.

"I did her on her period, I was jam-ramming!"

by Colin Smart December 1, 2006

Joey Jam

Noun: The act of Joey and Jamie joining in an intimate union together, such as intercourse or playing in the mud if there is no grass on the field.

Wow, look at their joey jam, it brings tears to my eyes.

by Paraniod4 May 18, 2017

jam tart

A combination of multiple slang words from Britain. The first being a police person and the second being a prostitute.

"That Tart turned out to be a real Jam Tart and I got arrested for it - I didn't even get a blowjob first!"

by CharlieSmith September 11, 2014

Jimmy Jam

A slang term used by a 39-year old ex-stoner to describe any noun

"That's not how I wanted my Jimmy Jam", Arin screamed loudly whilst ordering subway.

by Schwa24 December 22, 2018

gerbil jamming

If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!

Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!

by the master jammer November 17, 2006