Dick Jockey

A little thot that dates someone for two simple reasons. Dick and their car. They take dick then ask for rides everywhere.

"Yo, have you seen Lauries new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."

by N0ss July 11, 2017

piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse while striking her tip.

Your ma's a piss jockey.

by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024

goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies

He's a goon jockey that bloke.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 22, 2025

The Chicken Jockey

Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.

After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.

by The Muntologist July 9, 2025

new jockey

A new boyfriend 'jockstrap' someone has been dumped and replaced with a new ride .

Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"

two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"

Friend one" hey girl how's things with Trevor"

two " omg I dumped his ass last night and got myself a new jockey"

by Darren kim December 28, 2016

prompt jockey

Someone who's only responses in a community appears to be formatted like the output you would get from an AI chat bot. The answer often doesn't fully line up with the post its responding too, preferring to dump a large quantity and leaving quality up to chance. Its all about being first with the most (e.g., Like responses seen in ChatGPT, Google's Bard, Microsoft's Bing, Anthropic's Claude.)

"What a total prompt jockey. Did you see their AI chat bot pasted response in the forum? It wasn't even answering the question that was asked."

by Orionnoir October 23, 2023

Clanker jockey

Someone who rides a clanker, including but not limited to self driving cars, self driving shopping carts and lawnmowers

Yo look at that fucking clanker jockey over there, stupid fucking clanker

by Clankerjockey August 31, 2025