Jacob Zuma

A president who cant say numbers correctly

Kim:There are 7 100.

50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma

by Neutralice January 2, 2022

Jacob Kirk

the sexiest being alive or dead

"its jacob kirk the sexiest being alive or dead"

by .manilovefroges December 8, 2021

jacob miller

the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, it’s truly incredible if you get to know him. he has the sweetest soul, big heart (even bigger d), and will treat you right. if you meet a jacob miller you won’t be able to help but fall in love with him. be careful because he has a freaky side to him, he will rock your shit. anyways , he is a one of a kind very special man. treat him right and you’ll have a husband. (likes sunsets , baseball, football, and grape gatorade)

“yo i love jacob miller!”

“yeah he is such a guy”

by teenybamboo December 21, 2021

Jacob Ulrich

Jacob Ulrich is a guy who spends and extravagant amount of money for no profit

Did you hear Jacob Ulrich spent $50,000 on his car and can’t make it out of the LCS?

by Timofey Snipples March 27, 2022

Jacob Gercken

Extremely hot guy that recently got a software update and now has a mullet.

Jacob Gercken is hot but with a mullet now

by not chris's dad February 14, 2022

Committed A Jacob

(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)

Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob

by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021

Jacob Ridley

Jacob ridley is a sneaky man that lingers in the shadow of the gay clubs. He has an exteremly deep throat and can take on any cock in the world. He is also played a very important role in the political party UKIP and worked to eradicate the Asians from the UK.

ah its jacob ridley the racist cockgobbler

by yikerssss June 8, 2023