Classic Blair

When u think your tough but a guy in skinny jeans beats the shit outta u.
Got loaded and took a classic Blair again and hauled out of bar by the ambulance
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A outright offensive quote usaully aimed at other races or those with disabilities.
“I don’t f*** reta***!”
Everyone’ “Now that’s a classic Rob quote”
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A meme that started off good until a kid called Yaseen Ajina milked the fuck out of it. At this point, it is no longer funny because of his milking.
Person 1 : Why aren't people using the Classic Sonic and Tails dancing meme?
Person 2 : A kid milked the shit out of it.
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Classic Shane

Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!

Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.

Pronounced more like:

Claaasssic Shaaaneee
1.

Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"

Pat: "Classic Shane"

2.

Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"

Group: "Classic Shane"

by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008
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classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.
Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
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ape classic

Did you hear those two apes made the Ape Classic?
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Cory Classic

When you warm up a girl at the bar by inserting either one or two fingers (dealers choice) into a girls vagina and give it a small twisting motion.
Cory: I hung out with Cindy last night at the bar!
Ben: Oh Yeah? Did you give her the Cory Classic?
Cory: Of course! You can't go in dry!
by adtr160 September 18, 2017
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