Woozy Wood

Having such an extremely large penis that in the morning when an erection is achieved, the subject feels faint and nauseous due to the reduction in blood pressure to the brain

Jeremy woke up with morning wood and now feels woozy, a typical case of woozy wood

by Dean Carroll November 9, 2006

wood fairy

Prostitutes that hang around back country roads, especially in Poland

I happened to see the mystical wood fairy today on my way to work.

by Swat Team 6 June 3, 2016

Lilly Wood

Lilly Wood is the most thoughtful, funniest, confident, hottest gal you’ll ever meet. She’ll give you something out of nowhere when your least expecting it. She’s just so cool she’ll do or say whatever she feels like most the time, not worrying about what others think. This is inspiring and well encourage And influence others to be better people. Also Lilly is a funny gal. Not all gals know how to make people laugh, but Lilly Wood doesn’t have an issue with that. Lilly Wood is a person who will worry and not realize that she’s loved sometimes. So you have to learn to be more affectionate and let her know what she means to you. Lilly Wood can really light up your world and teach you how great a best friend can be. That’s why I’m so blessed to have her in my life.

Dustin: Yo Lilly wanna go smoke some weed?
Lilly Wood: No thank you, I’m an athlete.

by Ashtoman December 20, 2020

morning wood

the thing that you'll miss the most when you will become old

Suresh: Damn! I got a morning wood of biblical proportions today. It was aching & I had to remove my undies.

Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.

by spunkTanker May 24, 2011

uncut wood

uncut wood is an uncircumcised boner.

Since many of the cadets in my squadron are uncircumcised, I suck a lot of uncut wood!

by eda-skip March 29, 2022

Tiger Woods

a highball cocktail. Hennessy mixed with ginger ale. Clearly, heavier on the hennessy than the ginger ale. Served on the rocks in a collins glass or a tall tumbler.

Bartender: DAMN, you look beat up.

Rick: Yeah, my wife... Gimme a Tiger Woods.

Bartender: That has Hennessy. That's top shelf. It will be expensive.

Rick: No big deal, broLALA - I got the KOBE special at ZALES. I got money left overzzzz

by MACK 10 THE KNIFE December 20, 2009

surly for wood

To exhibit surly behaviors to the extreme; oozing surliness. To be in a mood so foul and miserable that one might question if someone had pissed in your Cheerios that morning. This behavior can also be caused by having your panties in a wadded up bunch in your butt crack. An unmatched display of profanity for no apparent reason.

Ken: "God-Damn, son-of-a-bitch. Shit."
Charlie: "Geez Ken, what's up with you today? You are surly for wood" Ken: "Shut up Charlie and get me some dip."

by Not Important Information October 4, 2006