internet knight

A guy who believes he can win the favor of a girl, even when she is a complete stranger, by defending her; usually over the internet. He ends up looking like a fool.

Bill defended Barbara against Tim's comment, but made himself look like an internet knight after Bill found out they were teasing eachother.

by SniperFi45 October 28, 2013

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internet vampire

A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.

Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.

by Silver Lion February 5, 2014

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internet syndrome

A psychological condition where a person spends most of their life on the internet and/or is more comfortable in internet life than real life

mum: will you ever get off social media
me: I have internet syndrome

by KayJaySaward June 21, 2014

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international beat-off day

a very offensive and derogatory term for Labor Day (in North America and Thanksgiving Day (in Canada only).

international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the North American workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to porn. Too bad Thanksgiving is not celebrated in Canada during the month of Brovember.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2014

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