Turkish Hat

The act of ejaculating into your sex partner's hair.Most common after oral sex.

She didn't like the flavor of my "juice" so i gave her a Turkish hat.

by Ogasmic January 11, 2010

insulation hat

When someone (usually a carpenter) gets in trouble, they have to wear a bundle of insulation on their head a period of time determined by the severity of the deed.

I told you to put these trusses 24" on center, not 23"! Put on the insulation hat and get in the sonor tube for 15 minutes, you insubordinate bastard!

by avaraxus January 21, 2008

Blood Hat

When you pop a girls "cherry" in an abandon house and you don't know what to do with the blood, so you put it in an old hat and throw it into the forest.

oh shit! I forgot my "blood hat", i guess we'll have to use this towel.

by Shlabadabadingdong21 April 8, 2010

party hatted

The act of being effed in the a. Usually used as an insult rather than a literal statement. This term came about in the back seat of my friends car after being told by his mother that we could no longer say "effed in the a". The phrase was then changed to party hatted.

Oh fuck! You just got party hatted.
We break danced much better than you; therefore, you just got party hatted.

by Samuel Parker September 30, 2006

slap hat

The type of style where one wears a baseball cap slightly off to the side giving the appearance that he has just been slapped upside the head. Style is generally worn by today's younger crowd.

My daddy didn't like my boyfriend because he thought he looked goofy with slap hat.

by Geno Lopez October 8, 2006

ass-hat

Less Than Three

What guys think the Heart symbol in chatting is. <3

Jen: I <3 You

Mike: What? Why do you ass-hat me?

by GX2 April 19, 2005

pope hat

A wide collection of pointy "hats" worn by the pontiff himself. The collection ranges from Star Wars pope hats to Oprah Pope Hats. He wears any pope hat on a given day depending on his mood.

"Dude, is that Geraldo Rivera Pope Hat fucking sweet?"!

by Anonymous July 8, 2003