Lochlan Moment

A moment that is cringeworthy, unfunny, and usually awkward

Someone: I just sharted
Me: Lochlan Moment

by Definition master 😎 January 18, 2021

Fiona moment

A momentary lapse in common sense or judgement; often followed by regrettable action and silence

"Oh shit! I just used all my primogems in Genshin Impact to buy 29 acquaint fates instead of intertwined fates!"
"Bruh. Fiona moment."

by hehe6842 March 19, 2021

senior moment

synonym of:brain fart and brain cramp
Suddenly forgetting something you've....oh what's the word..known every other time, except for the moment someone's asking you. It happens to people 55 and older.

I had a great example, and now I've forgot it. Must be having a senior moment.
"The Bears are back at Soldier Filed. They used to play their home gamens in...oh heck, I've forgotten the name of the town. I must be having a senior moment.

by Don mac Gregor October 6, 2003

martina moment

a stupid,funny moment.

dam that was stupid..that was a martina moment right there!!

by piglet1234 June 23, 2009

Watermelon Moment

When you say something totally stupid to a hot guy /girl.

From Dirty Dancing when Baby tells Jonny that she "carried a watermelon"

A Watermelon moment might be:

Cutie: Hi, having a nice evening?
You: Actually I'm just here helping my friend stalk her husband...

by The Queen Of Watermelon Moments April 5, 2008

The Oh Moment

The moment when you find out one detail about a person that is going to be a deal breaker.

Girl: It's a promise ring, I made a pact to not have sex until I'm married.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: You've just experienced The Oh Moment.

by Blackflame619 January 30, 2009

Diane moment

That moment when you say the first thing that pops. in your head and instantly realize you want to take it back.

Talking to a server at a restraunt who is saying he has an opportunity to invest and make 100000$ fast and you say "that sure beats being a server" and he gets offended and walks away....the other people you are with say "wow that was a Diane moment"

by dmom February 6, 2010