Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

match grass

in laymen's terms, its the kind of grass you see on a golden hillside in the middle of summer during the hottest days of the year. This is grass that is devoid of all moisture and is so dry that practically anything will set it, the field, the hill and the whole damn mountain on fire, all in a matter of seconds to minutes.

Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.

The fire was started when Billy was out splitting wood, in the middle of a field of match grass

by Nalothisal June 7, 2019

grass

something you should touch because you sit on your $100 desktop setup at 5 fps tryharding soooooooo hard you caused a flood.

timmy: plays for 699 hours on fortnight*
mum: get your musty dusty fusty ass off that computer and touch that grass timmy
timmy:not even in your dreams
mum:gets the belt*
timmy:OKOK chill
timmy:brings the setup outside and plays*
mom: facepalms*

by your local unnormal person September 11, 2022

Grass that will put you on your ass

A really strong stran of marijuana that will put you on your butt after 1 hit

Christian McClellan took too much off the grass that will put you on your ass.

by Cpuff the whiter June 2, 2019

goat grass

Bad marijuana, AKA “dirt weed”

Damnnnn soonnnnn, dis shit is goat grasss mannnnnn.

by yamuva July 7, 2020

grass eyes

When you smoke weed so much that your eyes droop down all the time

Dude1: vro you look really tired
Dude2: nah, I smoked so much weed I got grass eyes

by Deeeeelan February 21, 2018

ghetto grass

Terrible cannabis grown in the ghetto. It's cheap, but anybody who smokes it has an IQ under 40

Dude, this tastes like rust! Why the F**K would you sell me ghetto grass!

by JihadiMama4u July 24, 2017