Human pudding

human pudding is a combination of semen,blood,vomit,urine,mucus and other bodily fluids.

dude i did a metal dan on some kid down the street and we made human pudding

by xenbutt December 7, 2017

human centipierre

Much like the dark and fictitious "human centipede," it is a series of joined bodies. Rather than being connected mouth-to-anus, subjects are connected by genitalia. For men, this involves anally penetrating the individual in front of them and simultaneously being penetrated from behind (much like the infamous "Lucky Pierre"). Women may participate but must utilize a strap-on dildo or another instrument capable of penetration. Rather than being limited to a chain of three sexual partners, the centipierre is one composed of at least four but can stretch infinitely so long as the chain is not broken.

Anne: Hey, my car is in the shop. Think you can give me a lift to work tonight?

Paul: I'm not going to work. A buddy of mine is having a party.

Anne: You're blowing off work for a party?

Paul: Not just any party. We're making a human centipierre.

Anne: Oh, word? Screw work, what time are we getting there?

Paul: We?

Anne: Did I stutter?

by RubberBunzNLiquor February 9, 2012

Human bayblade

When you tear off a triple amputee last limb then proceed to spin him/her/other yelling bayblade bayblade let it rip

I used my friend as a human bayblade

by Fuck your pseudonym May 10, 2018

Human Trash

YulkyTulky and her alt accounts.

YulkyTulky and their alts are human trash

by Origin_meme_man October 18, 2020

Human Dysphobia

Someone that feels uncomfortable identifying as a human.

Zaddek: I have Human Dysphobia but now i feel comfortable because identify as a toaster.

Payton: I identify as a cosplayer now.

Jordan: I have Human a Dysphobia as well.

by mrshadykiller72 April 15, 2020

human ruler

When you use your body to measure something,be it your entire body or just parts of it.

Men tend to use their penises as human rulers.

Chris knew each of his feet was exactly twelve inches,so instead of using a tape-measure to measure the wall,he walked next to the wall putting one foot next to the other.

Jack used his 12-incher to measure the ruler and make sure it was exactly 12 inches.

Arwin knew most markers are 6 inches because the were the same size as his dick.

I had trouble writing examples for this definition,so I used my three-inch long middle fingers and found out the average business card is about 3.25 by 2 inches.

by My social security number is.. July 18, 2012

Human Extraordinaire

A person that excels at everything (or claims to).

Meet my husband, Craig, Human Extraordinaire. He's the best at this and that, and that too . . .

by E.E.K. October 27, 2010