heathernet

the most bullshit internet you have ever seen it runs on hamster sperm while watching tentacle porn

have u seen his heathernet its bullshit

by disss dick July 28, 2016

heather/kiaonna

Two females that will takeover the world through music and so much more. The real definition of Best Friends. Riding with each to the grave.

Heather/Kiaonna is UNSTOPPABLE.

by TruTruTruhk December 22, 2016

heterobian

A lesbian that sleeps with a man every couple of years.

We sleep together ever 3 years even thought she's a lesbian and I'm a man we call her a heterobian.

by Cmax24 March 5, 2017

heterocracker

a straight white person.

"lol hey John. Looking extra gay today."

"shut up, you heterocracker."

by Ninja Army June 30, 2017

heather

Heather stole a book I lend to her while she was living in the isle of Cyprus in the nineties : I never saw her again , neither her nor the book , that's Heather ..

but she was a true Heather

by isle Heather October 28, 2017

heteresbian

When two girls are basically in a happy lesbian relationship, but are both very straight.

Man! Those girls are so tight, but not attracted to each other! They must be heteresbians.

by You mean HUNKULES December 18, 2017

hesher

Anyone who only listens to music from their teens and twenties. They can be heard saying:
"You call this crap music, man?"

"When I was young, we had real music man. Stuff you can feel man."
"Kids today only listen to corporate made bull, man."

Dude, your dad is such a hesher.
Look at all the heshers smoking in front of the 80's club!
Nothing sadder than a balding hesher, please get a hair cut.

by nippydreadlocks January 11, 2018