A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

by Aids apple February 10, 2020

Someone, or something that waits for traumatic events to then swoop in to reap the benefits of “helping” those in distress
P1: I only ever see Ana hang out with Michael after he’s had a hard day knowing he’s vulnerable
P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk
P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk
by ⲙⲁⲣⲓⲁ September 14, 2023

by BigHunchoMane September 15, 2022

by sosa's def April 5, 2024

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by funnypiano July 15, 2024

Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
