Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

Joe Hawk

A young ass eating male who sounds like Batman.
A West haven idol

Oh my god I was packing the section and saw someone Joe Hawking

by Aids apple February 10, 2020

hawking radiation

Hawking Radiation is known to be black-body radiation that many scientists or Hawking predicts that is predicted to be released by many black holes. It is also known to reduce the mass and rotational energy created by black holes and therefore is called or AKA black hole evaporation. Black holes that are known to not gain more mass would most likely vanish or automatically disappear and explode about two times the Hiroshima-Nagaski explosion combined.

Boy: Is Hawking Radiation Reliable?
Teacher: Yes, but there are some problems as known as the Trans-Planckian problem.

by Matthew Paano Torres June 25, 2020

Stephen Hawking's wheelchair

This is a very smart computer that you use for go cart parts.

I had to go take my Stephen Hawking's wheelchair for a walk.

by 817-568-8994 November 3, 2022

Hawk Tuah

To spit on that thang

You gotta give 'em that hawk tuah, spit on that thang

by Hawk Tuah June 19, 2024

Trauma Hawk

Someone, or something that waits for traumatic events to then swoop in to reap the benefits of “helping” those in distress

P1: I only ever see Ana hang out with Michael after he’s had a hard day knowing he’s vulnerable

P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk

by ⲙⲁⲣⲓⲁ September 14, 2023

Hawk Attack

The feeling of almost having a heart attack when the Seattle Seahawks are losing late into the 4th quarter.

The Seahawks gave me another hawk attack last night with that come from behind win late in the 4th quarter.

by Mr12 October 11, 2020