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Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
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Joe Hawk

A young ass eating male who sounds like Batman.
A West haven idol
Oh my god I was packing the section and saw someone Joe Hawking
by Aids apple February 10, 2020
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Trauma Hawk

Someone, or something that waits for traumatic events to then swoop in to reap the benefits of “helping” those in distress
P1: I only ever see Ana hang out with Michael after he’s had a hard day knowing he’s vulnerable

P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk
by ⲙⲁⲣⲓⲁ September 14, 2023
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Nick Hawk

The type of person who jerks off in a sauna.
You see that one guy in the sauna every single day, he's definitely a Nick Hawk huh?
by BigHunchoMane September 15, 2022
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Hawk 'Em Down

To chase them down, to catch up.
"I already dropped his mans, I still hawk 'em down!"
by sosa's def April 5, 2024
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hawk tuah

when you find a hawk in the sky and his name is tuah tugavailoa. and the bird has a funny face and eats burgers vburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersvvvvvvvvv v bucks v bucks b vucks c buvks im going to eat at mezzanote tomrrow and tare spime does anyone wanna come MORGAN BAL,SLLER BALSER burgersvburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersvburgersburgers burgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersvburgersvvburgers
oh you gotta give em that hawk tuah spit on that burger burgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersvburgersvvvburgersvvvvvvburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgersburgers
by funnypiano July 15, 2024
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Tony hawked

When you flip your girl around like a skateboard and grind your dick across her face.
Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
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