Golden Wonder

A blow job given whilst the fallator has a mouth full of crisps.

“Here, I got a bangin Golden Wonder off of Big Shazza last night.”
“Aw cool, what flavour?”
“Salt and vinegar, mate.”
“Oooft that sounds stingy.”
“Aye, it was class.”

by Big Shazza March 17, 2021

golden necker

The act of orally pleasuring an adult man's scrotum whilst he pees wherever is acceptable.

The only issue I have with the golden necker, is that I usually get pee in my hair.

by white05shadow February 3, 2022

golden tulip

When a man urinates inside a woman and then denies responsibility.

He totally Golden Tulipped me and wouldn't even admit it

by Doug Galaxy December 18, 2016

Golden Zeppelin

When two men dock and proceed to urinate simultaneously, creating a "balloon full of piss".

I did the Golden Zeppelin with Greg last night, damn thing burst and went in my eye!

by Small yet prominent November 11, 2019

Golden Vase

Sexual reward given by a lecturer to a student for doing well in a test. The lecturer urinates into the students mouth after sexual intercourse.

This weeks golden vase goes to Robert

by SantiagoMunez October 21, 2010

golden crisp

A delicious cereal that after you eat it, your piss smells like it.

I ate golden crisp today. My piss now smells bad.

by Termpopulator July 25, 2016

Golden Overshot

When performing a Golden Handshake (definition on this site), one pretends to accidentally overshoot the forearms, faking apologies the whole time, but continuing to soak the would-be business partner's torso and legs in piss until one's bladder is completely emptied (excusing it all with "once I start I can't stop--it burns"). This technique is often used as a subtle form of mockery of the would-be business deal, or a way to express doubts of the profitability of the alliance.

Eager to seal the deal, Henry agreed to the Golden Handshake but was somewhat hurt when John surprised him with the Golden Overshot.

by BigLud May 22, 2014