Giff

Used instead of gay or dick as a general insult

You made a right giff of yourself

by The Dentist Manchester January 1, 2009

God's gift

The most overused definition on UD, when the person writing the first def thinks the subject being defined is "epic" (which is another dead and buried word in itself because nerds say it in every lame joke they make).

Basically, used for things such as weed, sex, and of course, fucking cheese.

I'm an atheist, so shove that mozza up your asshole. God's gift is a gun to your head.

by Drukqs2 December 6, 2009

Giff

To make a fool of yourself or to make a balls up of somethin

You made a right giff of that!!!

by Lord Glenn April 12, 2008

Gifted

Person in a BDSM relationship into Scat that receives a turd from his or her partner.

“She sat on my face and gifted me twice.”

by Zodo5 January 9, 2019

Jaimie Giffie

is the epitome of awesome. she feels it, knows how to use it, smells like it and equally disperses the awesome among the people of earth.

Man i wish i was like Jaimie Giffie

by Sunshine Bubbles October 23, 2010

gift that keeps on giving

syphilis, AIDS, gonorrhea, chancroid, chlamydia, hepatitiis, herpes, HIV, HPV, gonorrhea, any disease transmitted by sexual activities (STD). you get it from someone and you can give as many as you want.

you: oh man i gave my GF Gonorrhea
me: the gift that keeps on giving to your next partner

by whhatup69 November 11, 2013

gifts

A graphics interchange format featuring Taylor Swift. gif + ts (Taylor Swift) = gifts

Did you get the gifts I sent you?
I love these gifts.
I saw the best gifts today on Tumblr.
I want to thank everyone for these delightful gifts.

by ZMP17 April 20, 2011