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Forced Farts

When one squeezes a fart out of ones ring and it makes quite a high pitched sound almost like you are clenching
Dude that was such a forced fart
by Alex Broadbent January 5, 2004
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force

It should be noted that while force is not exactly the amount of energy applied to an object, it is the instantaneous amount of energy applied per distance when not balanced by other forces. Forces can consist of troops and their equipment, whose bullets, by the way, transfer enough force to cause damage to most materials.
dE=(F->)*(dx->)
Change in energy of an object in motion is the cross product (sum of component products of two vectors) of the sum of applied forces and the change in position.
by oberon August 15, 2004
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Set it and forget it

Set it and forget it, verb:

1. To have sex with someone regardless of potential emotional consequences.

2. To accomplish anything that you are actively afraid of and deliberately avoiding.

(orig. 1990s) First coined by inventor Ron Popeil in reference to his "Showtime Rotisserie." Popeil extolled his audiences to "set it and forget it." While this expression originally had a specific meaning in regard to the Rotisserie, it has since taken on an alternative meaning akin to James Brown's expression "hit it and quit it" from his 1970 hit "Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine."
"I don't know, man, what if my girlfriend finds out?"
"Dude, with this ho, you've just got to set it and forget it."

"I'm really worried about this job interview."
"Man, you've just got to set it and forget it."

"Bro, just set it and forget it."
by Der Springer February 11, 2009
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force

adj/n. Something or someone that is lame, stupid, or uncool; noobish; noob.

Opposite; gravel
1: I hate the new Transformers movie, its so force.
2: That guys ugly T-Shirt is definitely force.
3: Kyle is such a force, I hate him.
by BobBlout July 1, 2009
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felt a disturbance in the Force

A variation of a famous quote fron Star Wars. It's used to justify a great coincidence or amoment of luck, eg. when you arrive to a place at the exact moment something interesting happens.
X: Dude, you came from the kitchen just in time to watch the touchdown!

Y: Yeah, I felt a disturbance in the Force.
by zealot_08 July 8, 2010
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g-force jesus

when a religious person drives way to fast and causes their plastic jesus hanging in the rear view mirror to sway back and forth and he therefore gets g's.
wow did you see that nun drive by... she had a g-force jesus.
by whitechokolate April 10, 2008
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force

n. a slang term that refers to the police FORCE.
"I probably owe it to y'all,

prolly be locked by the FORCE/

tryin to hustle some things,

there he go with the porsche/"

- Jay-Z "Dirt Off Ya Shoulders"
by shortyduwaaap October 12, 2005
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