Earth

Earth actually means dirt. So we live on dirt. That's how sad we are. I'm being serious. This is cripplingly sad.

person 1:"where do we live, is it Earth?"
person 2: "no we live on dirt"
person 1:"thats sad"

by cool_kidd420 January 26, 2021

Earth died so badly

son: daddy?
dad: not now son.
early teen son: dad.
dad: Son!
Smoker son: Earth died so badly dude..
Mars: Yeah bro hey who is that?
Smoker son: Idk man

so "Earth died so badly" means our earth end up and world doom day started ex.2 You just died

by Bird feeder was here August 17, 2022

Who on earth cares?

When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.

"Hey, do you know what a magnetic field is?"
"Who on earth cares?!?!" *Stomps away*

by Spark the girl May 25, 2018

Earth

Dirt, water, and life put on compressed lava. 3rd planet from the sun, and the only planet with one moon.

Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, y'know. Bitch, I don't care bout' what we stand on!

by Ио November 11, 2020

Earth

Combination of big pieces of land

Like north America South America Asia Europe Africa

I love our fucking dumb earth.

by Pataooil June 8, 2022

scum of the earth

The phrase "scum of the earth" is a derogatory term used to describe someone who is the worst person on earth. It implies that they have no morals, lack empathy, and have a general disregard and disrespect for others. People who are "scums of the earth" usually partake in activities such as: lying, cheating, and gaslighting. This is an offensive term that should not be used lightly.

"I heard he was cheating on his girlfriend with his ex during the entire 3 year relationship. He's a scum of the earth."

by hahahahahahahahah234 October 28, 2024

The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".

Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.

by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022