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beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.
Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.
by JDN February 6, 2006
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Pebble Beach

This is when you take a shit and you are super constipated and it is really hard to come out. In the end, it is just a few little pebble sized nuggets. Hence, "Pebble Beach" it is a touch golf course and it is named after pebble's.
"Hey, you where in the shitter for a long time?"

"Yah, I just played a round at Pebble Beach"
by Toolrulez March 21, 2009
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Walrus Beach

A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.
It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.

It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.

The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.
by Sass sha J May 18, 2010
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beach chic

A phrase used to define a dress code for an event party (example a 24th birthday party). The combination of smart casual clothing with beach apparel. A person may claim he/she personifies this phrase. The style suggests sandals over heels for comfort and ease on the sand.
"The dress dressing code is 'beach chic'. Everyone says its so me!" exclaimed Wesley.
by Gekka February 26, 2014
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bone at the beach

When your wife cooks you up some good chicken nuggets and so she be like "bone at the beach
"Your chicken nuggets are ready hun, here you go, bone at the beach!"
by Fattyonce November 21, 2016
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beach cube

Simultaneously the best and most disappointing beach toy in the universe. One inflates it, and expects it to be a ball- yet looks on in disappointment as your Poundland beach toy turns out to be a fucking cube.
by Dlabtross July 10, 2017
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Long Beach

Long Beach is the place all kids look forward to during the summer. It’s a place where walking around barefoot is the only thing people do. Long Beach is really Irish and filled with lots of bars and cute eating places. I recommend Long Beach if you wanna have a good experience!
Girl #1- I really want to go somewhere this summer
Girl#2- Oh my gosh we should go to Long Beach
by Lbnylover0 March 3, 2019
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