When ur sober mate refuses to finish his drink you must use this phrase to ensure he gets on your level.
by MgC1638383 April 18, 2025
Get the Put that straw to the floormug. Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.
by ezfe December 28, 2023
Get the Floor Goblinmug. Mainly Mexican Cartel's "American" term when being called out to give your side of what actually happened, face to face with, usually your live on the line. Other Organizations/Street Gangs etc. Anywhere that A'int calling the Police Use this term as well to handle inhouse issues.
Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.
Rule#0
Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.
Rule#0
Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Anywhere, Anytime, where no attorney or judicial system can help you an impromptu area, Not in a court of law.
"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
by We the people Representing Mys October 5, 2022
Get the "Dirt Floor" Court Roommug. One way shape or form either alcohol or any sort of drug. Yeeeahhhhh!!!! Has you fucked up from floor up. I mean it’s awesome.
Did you just come from a party because YOU LOOKED FUCKED UP FROM THE FLOOR UP?? drank or smoked way to much.
Party on
Party on
by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022
Get the Fucked up from the floor upmug. When you have to poop so bad, the poop is literally poking out that you'll have to put a plate on the floor to catch it
Big Bubba: Ya bum bitch. Where you at?
Big Homie Don: Yo, bro. I got a plate on the floor, be right back.
Big Bubba: Hecks naw.
Big Homie Don: Yo, bro. I got a plate on the floor, be right back.
Big Bubba: Hecks naw.
by Habbibi's #1 fan March 29, 2021
Get the Plate on the Floormug. A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.
The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.
by Jbar1997 December 6, 2015
Get the Floor hippiemug. Da "flat as da FLOOR" most-south-eastern U.S. state where everyone cluelessly "FLOORS it" like it's da Utah salt-flats!
Seeing as how da Daytona 500 is held in Floor-it-duh, it's little wonder dat said "peninsula state" has so many highballin' motorists who love to use said pancake-terrained principality as a huge racetrack!
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
Get the Floor-it-duhmug.