Florida Headphones

This is when you have a punk rock chic with a shaved head and she is begging to be T-Bagged. You simply come up from behind her....then , You have tilt her head back slightly while looking up at you. While you as dropping your balls on her face and in her mouth you gently release a solid turd across the top of her bald head from ear to ear. You have just given FLORIDA HEADPHONES

Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it

by BullJams November 18, 2020

Florida jacuzzi

When a girl puts lemon juice and pop rocks in her mouth then gargles your balls.

Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting”
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”

by How it feels to gum 5 chews January 28, 2021

Florida Post-it Note

When an individual wipes their butt with tissue paper, then proceeds to stick the tissue paper on the wall of the bathroom.

“Hey did you see that Florida post-it note in the locker room, this morning?”

by Steph Mehkakiner January 1, 2021

Florida Poly

A degenerative college composed of losers, weebs, and pedofiles.

Another day, another suicide at Florida Poly

by whitewashed January 7, 2021

Florida Rubber

The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator

My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.

by Haystackdaddy February 16, 2021

Florida Firecracker

A sex position where you dip you’re dick in gas and fuck her then pull out and light her pussy on fire

I gave my dog a Florida firecracker

by Brantley Bates February 17, 2021

Florida

A GTA server that became a state.

I'm on the Florida server.

by Kev1213 March 29, 2021