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imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
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(its still massive)
by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025
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fade pumpy

that youtuber fade pumpy is soooo poggy
by poopooboii January 31, 2021
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low ippy fade

An version of the low taper fade for ippy.
A: Can I get a low ippy fade
B: Imagine if Ippy got a low ippy fade
by ANTONYISSMATY March 22, 2025
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Fade

To be a fade is to be a loser/nerd who is irrelevant asf and who also plays video games 24/7
"Yea that kid kirby is a BIG FADE"
by BigDikSwangin November 28, 2018
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Rip-juice-geek-fade-munch

(RJGFM) A 5-step process for young marijuana enthusiasts
Step 1: “Rip” to take a rip of the devil’s lettuce.
Step 2: “Juice” as in listening to the artist; Juice WRLD.
Step 3: “Geek” find a near by friend, neighbor, stranger, animal, or video to laugh or “geek” at/with.
Step 4: “Fade” venture/travel in order to relocate to a new more desirable destination with a group of peers (often to a food joint as a precursor to step 5)
Step 5 : “Munch” a synonym for food or as a verb; the act of indulging ones high by eating food
Hey you guys tryna Rip-juice-geek-fade-munch tonight??”
“I’m in the mood for Waffle House, let’s RJGFM”
by Wiggle Marchand December 3, 2020
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we about to fade

fading means smoking weed. if someone is about to fade they are about to just chill and smoke a couple blunts.
dude1:what up homeboy?
dude2:not shit, we about to fade.
by whoopwhoop123 May 7, 2009
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Fade

Johnny got faded at the club and lost his keys
by Sawgood132 April 18, 2016
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