The Clammy Femur

The creator of worlds and the destroyer of worlds.

"ALL HAIL THE CLAMMY FEMUR!"

by gdrdjjgfuhioiuhguhuiguyguihih7 November 26, 2023

defeatus the fetus

killing a pregnant woman with the sole purpose of getting rid of the baby. fuck having something against the woman, the baby has to go.

person a: "say a ship was sinking and you could only save one person, a veteran nurse or a pregnant woman"
person b: "the pregnant bitch"
person a: "why?"
person b: "defeatus the fetus"

by random_pretzel February 20, 2024

Rashta's Fetus

A phenomenon commonly observed in, but not exclusive to, fantasy manhua that feature a shitty husband or ML, and a bitchy "villainess" as a romatic rival. When there's a jealous consort (usually blonde), Rashta's fetus requires a pregnancy (which may be real or fake) to be used as a plot device. The purpose of said pregnancy is to gain the attention of a trash husband and separate his groveling ass from the FL.

Similar to Chekhov's Gun.

Damn it, another fake pregnancy plot? I swear, Rashta's Fetus is in every rofan manhwa since The Remarried Empress!

by Trash can't February 25, 2024

Slimy half aborted fetus

A no good bottom of the barrel type person

Hey have you meet Kenny vessey? Yeah that dudes a slimy half aborted fetus!

by Awrcyy guy gbn May 30, 2024

1987 Bulbous Femur

The sexual act shitting on person 1’s face, then that person would inhale and burp. The burp would be collected in a jar and placed in the freezer. Then, person 2 would lick person 1’s dick, while person 1 is pissing. This would go on for an hour. After, person 1 would grab the frozen burp jar from the freezer, and throw up in the jar. They would also mix in raw eggs, sliced apples, and black olives. Person 1 would then pour the paste into person 2’s asshole. Once poured completely, person 2 would shove a dildo up their ass.

Ex: Yo dude wanna 1987 Bulbous Femur?

by the worst things ever done August 24, 2025

Mrs. Femster

A way to demean a regular gay person. Used in unprompted ways, should be a slur.

Person 1: Did you read the chapter?
Person 2: No, I don't got time for all that.

Person 1: OKAYYY MRS. FEMSTER

by Am I Bi? January 17, 2025