joke-eat

The art of eating beyond one's limitations; pushing oneself to the point of almost vomiting.

I'm so full but I need to joke-eat at least 3 more of the tacos to get to 10.

by jokeeatingchamp November 25, 2011

eat a brownie

phrase for someone to shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

ayo stupid bitchass nigga you horny ass nigga you tryna pack on discord dot com my nigga shut you bitchass up nigga go shut the fuck up and eat a brownie stupid ass nigga

by Amonglord July 18, 2021

Eating the turnbuckle

Going down on a girl with a tampon in.

Marty's like a vampire, he likes eating the turnbuckle when his girl is on her period.

by Cpt Bonz February 17, 2017

Eat the Poptart

Similar to eating the pizza but in this version it is the female who has her period on top of a poptart and then the person of her choice must eat the poptart.

Dude!! Abby just made me eat the poptart. It was terrible.

by Baron von Alfonz Montesquie September 19, 2012

Eating the onion

Taking satire news seriously.
Derived from the Onion News Network.

ONN: Kid Exists
30-year old parent: *Rants about children not existing*
That kids is called eating the onion

by Final Fox March 10, 2020

Eating vinegar

It is a Chinese saying for being jealous. If you want to be inconspicuous to other people while teasing someone, you can use "eat vinegar".

"Stop eating vinegar, Jessica! He's literally only talking to her because of a project."

by Eeeeeeisuck May 9, 2020

eatting groceries

Eatting the booty hole.Tossing the salad. Tounguing the asshole.

I love eatting Groceries.

by Ant6969 January 7, 2018