eat shit 

the correct pronunciation of:
atchoo (a sneeze)
said out loud during the actual sneeze.

Eeeeaaattsshhiiiiiitttt!
Gesundheit.
Bless You.

eat shit by BAM July 31, 2004

Eat the Noodle

When you make a guy go down on you when you still have a tampon in...

I make my boyfriend eat the noodle 4-5 days a month...

Eat the Noodle by Erika The Creator August 2, 2008

eat make-up 

they may be beautiful to look at, but the moment they start talking, their personality is not so beautiful. Therefore, tell them to eat make-up so they can be beautiful on the inside as well.

Hot girl with a bitchy attitude doesn't acknowledge you,

you say "go eat make-up... bitch"

eat make-up by gpen September 27, 2012

Eat My Soup 

To feast upon the wet, saucy deliciousness of a person's genitalia. Also, what's cookin' in a person's undergarments.

Example 1:
Husband: I'm so excited you are finally cooking dinner.
Wife: Yeah, I'm serving. And after dinner you can eat my soup.

Example 2:
Tom: You are such a terrible cook. You can't even boil water.
Mary: Eat my soup, jerkface.

Eat My Soup by coffeetalker October 23, 2013

eat the pillow 

To fall asleep suddenly.

I couldn't help but eat the pillow, I was so tired.

eat the pillow by Mauchey May 1, 2015

eat my man ass 

Tossing salad

Licking a mans ass hole

I Love it when you eat my man ass..

eat my man ass by Man ass RRT February 1, 2016

eat it like groceries 

The act of eating your lover's ass hole so gratuitously and with such vigor, a comparison could be made between said ass hole and grocery products.

"Tom Cruise makes sad, powty faces if I don't eat it like groceries before going for walks in the park"-John Travolta

eat it like groceries by Bértha BigLötts June 3, 2016