A small ghetto. It is the third big rock orbiting the Sun in the Solar System, a remote ditch in a backwater of the Local Interstellar Cloud in the Orion Arm of the Milky Way, which is a galaxy in the Local Group section of the Virgo Supercluster, which in itself is a part of a bigger cluster of galaxies called the Laniakea Supercluster, which is in itself a section of the Pisces-Cetus Supercluster Complex, a structure of many superclusters in a line, one of many such supercluster complexes in the universe. It is home to a bunch of beings who hold perpetual victim complexes. They call themselves "people" and are the smartest living beings in this 'hood.
Earth is the only known place in the universe to mankind where there are Dollar General stores, Boost Mobile stores, Aladdin Bail Bonds, Nissan dealerships, pawn shops, payday loan shops, and Church's Chicken. By default, the existence of these stores anywhere in the universe indicate that the sector in question is a low-income area and that whoever finds themselves in such a place should get the fuck out ASAP. Do not visit Earth under any circumstances, the locals will victimize anybody who shows any hint of being a tourist.
by Kooyle January 22, 2023
Get the Earthmug. Complete Autistic Weeb Version of Planet Earth for weeaboos to jerk off and worship to. No surprise that she has a Rule 34. This is why 2 nukes weren't enough.
Neckbeard Weeaboo: UGUUUU SUGOI PLEASE PROTECT EARTH CHAN BY PROTECTING DA ENVIRONMENT AND NOT POLLUTING~!~!~~!~~~
Normal Person: Fuck off, sir. Shave that fuckin' neckbeard off, you're disgusting.
Normal Person: Fuck off, sir. Shave that fuckin' neckbeard off, you're disgusting.
by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018
Get the Earth Chanmug. SAVE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ftrfeyvuvbru January 17, 2022
Get the earthmug. by Mr - T November 3, 2023
Get the Superior Sapien Ascended Human Of Earthmug. Mojang's way of cancelling the original Minecon and replacing it with something "better", when we all know that the original Minecon was awesome.*
Mojang faced a lot of criticism, but at least now the 1% of people who play minecraft but are (somehow) grown up don't have to hang out with retarded kids anymore.
*awesome for cringe compilations
Mojang faced a lot of criticism, but at least now the 1% of people who play minecraft but are (somehow) grown up don't have to hang out with retarded kids anymore.
*awesome for cringe compilations
Person 1: "Hey, are you going to Cringec- Minecon this year too?"
Person 2: "Nah, they cancelled it and replaced it with Minecon Earth, now I can be lazy and watch all of it from home."
Person 2: "Nah, they cancelled it and replaced it with Minecon Earth, now I can be lazy and watch all of it from home."
by YouCanRead February 10, 2018
Get the Minecon Earthmug. The irony is that they were trying to show Monica as a decent down to Earth person with problems that decent down to Earth people tend to have.
by brazplayer February 11, 2017
Get the down to Earth personmug. 