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ear terrorism

When something annoying seeks to invade your sanity such as an announcer who repeats a phone # four times, a dog barking all day or listening to Greta Van Susterin.

Whatever it is that seeks to seriously aggravate your hearing or listening.
Jon: I can't stand listening to those commercials on the Buffalo radio. The announcer thinks were dumb by repeating the phone # like 10 times over
Jan: Bloody ear terrorism !
by Byron Whiteson II August 24, 2009
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Ear energy

The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.
guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.

guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
by NickyLags November 8, 2011
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ear goggling

When someone perceives music as sounding better than it actually does because of copious amounts of drug use, especially ecstasy.
I must've been ear goggling last night because I listened to the recording of the set and it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered it being.
by Deliriums February 9, 2010
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ear wanker

or a person how is having a finger blast of the ear hole to get rid of an itch or pain to relieve pressure
a deep itch of the ear lope would cause you to stick your finger in your ear, therefore, being a ear wanker . god! stu your a earwanker you've been wanking your ear all morning!
by dave the ear wanking god !! November 27, 2021
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Pod Ear

Terrible pain or redness in ear after having iPod earbuds in for too long.
After listening to half my iTunes Library I had a bad case of Pod Ear
by Elijah Powell February 25, 2008
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Ear Warmers

Thats a nice set of Ear Warmers.

I wouldn't mind sticking my head between those Ear Warmers
by JphuknB June 30, 2018
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ear trumpet

When you ejaculate into your lovers ear, then blow into the ear in a humming, buzzing manner, causing the ejaculate to leak out the other side.
Yo man, I just have that bitch an ear trumpet!
by qgyh2 October 20, 2013
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