ear trumpet

When you ejaculate into your lovers ear, then blow into the ear in a humming, buzzing manner, causing the ejaculate to leak out the other side.

Yo man, I just have that bitch an ear trumpet!

by qgyh2 October 20, 2013

Pod Ear

Terrible pain or redness in ear after having iPod earbuds in for too long.

After listening to half my iTunes Library I had a bad case of Pod Ear

by Elijah Powell February 25, 2008

ear goggling

When someone perceives music as sounding better than it actually does because of copious amounts of drug use, especially ecstasy.

I must've been ear goggling last night because I listened to the recording of the set and it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered it being.

by Deliriums February 9, 2010

Ear energy

The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.

guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.

guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.

by NickyLags November 8, 2011

Smelly Ear

A small pin like hole found in the root of the helix that gives off a rancid smell.

I took my index finger and rubbed it across my smelly ear and smelled it. Boy, did it smell bad.

When's the next time you're going to the doctor? We're going to tell him about your smelly ear.

by J.P. Billingsworth April 22, 2008

Ear Rape

My friend on Xbox Chimneytooth152

Someone who ear rapes alot

by WeAllWannaDie June 11, 2018

Ear CNC

Like ear rape, but it's CNC, so you like it.

Music with loud, harsh noises that make the music sound badass
Ex: Death Grips, Jasiah, jpegmafia

Ear CNC is like ear rape but good

by The_Atheist_Meme_Lord September 14, 2022