monkey doorknob

An exclamation used to express one's joy of the moment. Often used when no other word describes the moment.

'What's up everybody, MONKEY DOORKNOB'!

by Stan Lorad April 22, 2004

kick in the door

to run into a party or room acting like you gonna kill somebody

lets kick in the door, were gonna kick in the door at the dance tonight

by Sean Simmons May 11, 2004

back door lover

1.)A gay man
2.)A straight man OBSESSED with anal sex
3.)A man who loves back doors

1.)"Look at that back door lover and his little poodle. Poof."
2.)"I'm what you call a back door lover. If it's not brown, i'm not down."
3.)"He seemed like a nice guy until he saw my back door...then he changed completely"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

ho de door

slang for ho the door

The elevator was about to close when the elderly gentleman started shouting ho de door you jazz holes!

by Digger September 21, 2005

back door conquistador

phrase used to describe homosexuals who conquer uncharted anal territory. derived from spanish "conquerer"

that guy nasty nate is a major back door conquistador

by ballzz March 24, 2003

Back Door Burglar

One who performs in the act of anal sex. Usually refers to a gay man.

See those two guys holding hand? I bet they're back door burglars.

by DJM November 27, 2003

Door Hinge

The only word that rhymes with orange.

purple skies, young man dies
skies are blue, old man says true
when they go red, your mom gives me head
then they go orange, and your a fucking door hinge.
(William Shankspear, "Taming of the Jew" Act Vi Sc i(6-66) )

by Fleter March 12, 2008