by AstroIsOffline May 31, 2023
Hey this mother fucker did me wrong, I asked him "do you like blackcock? Then I proceeded to put it in by fucking him over 10 times over so he will never forget who he fucked with...
by Cheese N Cecil January 16, 2025
a joke from the fandom “swifties”
on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom
on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom
by imurmirrorbawll November 16, 2023
The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.
Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
by DDDelvissweetheart February 19, 2017
rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?
person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 12, 2023
<.7.9.7.6.>Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
retarded normie: do you know da wae
you: jump of a bridge you fucking normie go kys, this would be a beter place without you.
you: jump of a bridge you fucking normie go kys, this would be a beter place without you.
by NoRmIeFiEd March 08, 2018