A derogatory term for a scuzzy wannabe-hippie drug dealer, primarily selling skunkweed and possibly a little fake blotter acid for good measure. Always unwashed, with greasy matted hair (typically dreadlocks), the dirt merchant has horrible B.O. with an over-stench of patchouli mixed into it. Filthy feet poking out of Birkenstocks and lots of hemp jewelry are a hallmark of the dirt merchant, as is the inability to form a coherent sentence. Favorite bands are The Grateful Dead (of course), Phish, and the String Cheese Incident. Probably homeless, though he or she may live in a busted-down bus or VW Vanagon, probably with at least 5 other dirt merchants and one or two stinky dogs.
That dirt merchant just tried to sell me a bag of shake for $35!
Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
by Lady Tangerine August 3, 2010
Get the dirt merchantmug. When one person lets there asshole get all disgusting and dirty, then another has butt sex with them (usually done messy)!
1) Dirt Biki- My ass feels so gross, but it will be worth it tonight when I get dirt biked!
2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.
(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.
(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
by Wood9412 February 13, 2009
Get the Dirt Bikingmug. “those guys at TMZ are a bunch of dirt merchants”
“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”
“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”
by tl77 November 26, 2010
Get the dirt merchantmug. by dirt box dave June 20, 2013
Get the Dirt Boxingmug. by Samantha Powers January 27, 2018
Get the Dirt Spoutmug. "Aron, since your last demotion to n00b we had to create a rank lower than the lowest rank. You have been demoted to rank of dirt"
"What's going on rank of dirt?"
"What's going on rank of dirt?"
by Jonathancaleb December 21, 2008
Get the rank of dirtmug. Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
See Also:
Dirt Bed Durt Bed
noun:
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
See Also:
Dirt Bed Durt Bed
noun:
1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
Get the Bed Dirtmug.