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Yeetus Deletus

It is the counter to a yeet. It will counter any yeet.
Person 1: "Yeet!" *Throws something across the room

Person 2: "Yeetus Deletus!" Knocks it out the air.
by Meme_Lord467 June 13, 2019
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delayed gratification

withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.
Not jacking off for a month. Then finally jacking off. Delayed Gratification.
by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013
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Base Delta Zero

The complete and total bombardment of a planetary surface, eradicating all life in the area with such force as to leave said area uninhabitable for a long period of time afterwards. In a large scale assault, may also involve burning away of the atmosphere. Usually the assault is performed by an Imperial-Class Star Destroyer or an equivalent type cruiser.
"Commander, prepare to execute the Base Delta Zero strike on San Francisco"
-Admiral Kanos
by Sax Russel March 27, 2004
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porn deletion syndrome

PDS: Primary symptoms include deletion of large quanitities of porn after masturbation, followed by feelings of regret, and the subsequent downloading of even more porn to compensate for the loss. The disease typically takes hold after a rapid influx of new porn into the computer system will lead it to reach a level of Critical Ass: a type of self-actualization crisis in which a guy realizes that he could have ran for Congress and won, attained Grandmaster status in chess, or even developed an effective treatment for PDS had he chosen to apply himself differently. At this point, most males enter into the final stage of the process after swearing that they will never watch another porn for the rest of their cursed lives. This "Renouncement Stage" typically lasts somewhere between the amount of time David Blaine stood on a pole without sleeping, and the time David Blaine spent in a water bubble shitting in a tube, and usually ends similarly with intense crying after realizing the beauty of humanity. Fear not my friends, we will find treatment, and by treatment, I mean we will find a way for you not to delete your favorite episode of "Barely Legal" when it is clearly still its prime.
by the_aenima July 19, 2010
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epsilon delta male

has a bachelor in mathematics. knows how to prove anything just by looking. the embodiment of true complex analysis.

etymology: epsilon delta proofs are common in real analysis
man1: have you heard? Gil just got his bachelor in mathematics!
man2: oh wow, he is such an epsilon delta male!
by the-mathinator August 16, 2021
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DeLon

1) The mysterious, hot sexy guy thats nice and is never mad at anyone.

2) The classy kid. DeLons tend to be quiet, deep in thought, and kind people. They love to make people laugh.

3) The guy that is amazing in bed, but still follows the "Never Kiss and Tell" rule
1) He's so smooth, just like a DeLon...

2) He was so good in bed, he felt like a DeLon...

3) OMG your as funny as a DeLon...
by Jazzmonkeys October 21, 2011
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delin

A hot girl that likes to play sports with a great sense of humor and very nice body. A girl that you could chill with for hours
Man I really want to hangout with a Delin
by Delin April 15, 2015
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