Defenestration

When you throw someone out of a window trying to assasinate them.
Mostly failing.

The man hired an assassin to kill the woman by defenestration. He was caught and was later arrested along with the assassin.
Police:he was a terrible assassin not to mension a weak one he couldn't even lift her up to defenestrate her.

by Leg, man March 30, 2022

Defenestration

The name for an assembled group of three or more eunuchs, nullos, and castrati.

Timothy had always wanted to join a proper defenestratipn for purposes of merriment and social diversion, however he only had minimal surface genital piercings. After months on a waitlist, he finally had his long awaited scrotectomy and was finally able to join he local defenestration.

by CYCCVEXE May 13, 2022

defenestration deformation

What happens to a person shortly after they have been defenestrated.

See also "deacceleration trauma" and "concrete poisoning".

After Joe took a header out the third-floor window, his face was never the same due to defenestration deformation.

by Fuzzy Dog May 18, 2022

Defensive End

A position in American football. It is on defense. Their body size is 6'2" or above, and 260 lbs or above. They bridge the gap between defensive tackles and linebackers. They are responsible for controlling the outside of the offensive line, deflecting passes, forcing/recovering fumbles, getting sacks or T.F.L., and sometimes, in rare cases, getting picks. Have to be strong, quick, and agile. Great position overall, just don't expect too much glory, unless you are a superstar. other names; D.E. , D- end, defensive lineman, etc. So simple, but even the simple job is not easy. Respect the D ends, and all d- linemen, they are just about the toughest men on the field.

Guy one: Dude, for fantasy football my defensive ends are Myles Garrett and Nick Bosa.
Guy two: Nice bro, I got Trey Hendrickson and Chase Young.
Guy one: They are all great players and will have a great season this year!
Guy two: Duh!!1

by KaosK.J.Tuck July 5, 2022

defensive

The gaslighter's bread and butter. The word you will most likely hear from them if you do anything other than acknowledge and accept their bullshit in some lame attempt to guilt trip you into doing it.

Gaslighter: *throws bullshit at victim*
Victim: *angrily reprimands gaslighter for it*
Gaslighter: "See, you're being defensive, stop it"

by Someone32143214 July 7, 2022

defensive

The most sure way to make absolutely everyone hate you. It's the absolute most DESPICABLE fucking thing a human being can ever do. Bar fucking none.

I will say this once, and I will not say it again:

NEVER.
GET.
DEFENSIVE.

It'll be the absolute last fucking thing you'll ever do. Mark my fucking words.

A: *gets defensive*
A: *gets hated by everyone*
A: *Surprised Pikachu face*

by Someone32143214 August 24, 2022

Defender

The most important job for defenders is to win their one-on-one battles with the attackers.
Defenders are the most feared in a team with their ability to make game-altering tackles.
Defenders get stuck in and force the Forwards to do something special if they want to get past them.

This defender is like a wall.

by Jess5755 August 26, 2022