Danish prison

A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.

Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”

by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025

Danish Dick Destroyer

When a woman rips your penis off via her teeth and proceeds to use the ripped off cock as a dildo.

Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHE GAVE ME A DANISH DICK DESTROYER (again)
Gloria: Free dildo!

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Danish "whisk"

A sexual practice originated by the Danes, typically performed during a FMF threesome. It involves two woman positioned side by side, with the man standing behind them. He quickly inserts his penis into the first woman's anus, withdrawing and quickly inserting into the second woman's anus, alternating between anuses with a constant rhythm until finally ejaculating. (Continuing the same rhythm after ejaculating can result in a double-Danish Creampie.)

If you haven't ever done a Danish "whisk", have you really even done anal?

by Sketchy_Nerd November 27, 2025

Danish INCEL therapy

People in Denmark aren't having babies so they made this provocative ad
Youtube.com

Due to a increased incidents of INCEL, Denmark's travel and tourism launched this nationwide campaign as a proposed Danish INCEL therapy

Danish INCEL therapy.

by Modern Women December 28, 2025

dirty dangs

The designation given when one's scrotum hangs below a reasonable level. Often hairy, dirty, and generally unkempt.

Guy 1: "Jeff's hairy nutsack hangs down a good six inches."
Guy 2: "He's got the dirty dangs!"

by Froogyburger January 17, 2008

bang danks

To have sex

"so you want to bang danks errr?"

by bangdankable August 7, 2009

dimmy dangs

A sequence of "fake outs" as a hockey player skates towards the net.

(Man watching hockey game):"OHHHH check out those dimmy dangs!"

by anonyms :D December 23, 2009