A derogatory term for a scuzzy wannabe-hippie drug dealer, primarily selling skunkweed and possibly a little fake blotter acid for good measure. Always unwashed, with greasy matted hair (typically dreadlocks), the dirt merchant has horrible B.O. with an over-stench of patchouli mixed into it. Filthy feet poking out of Birkenstocks and lots of hemp jewelry are a hallmark of the dirt merchant, as is the inability to form a coherent sentence. Favorite bands are The Grateful Dead (of course), Phish, and the String Cheese Incident. Probably homeless, though he or she may live in a busted-down bus or VW Vanagon, probably with at least 5 other dirt merchants and one or two stinky dogs.
That dirt merchant just tried to sell me a bag of shake for $35!
Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
Shit, remember that dirt merchant I met who was slinging acid next to that Port-o-Potty at the String Cheese Incident show? She totally gave me crabs, man!
by Lady Tangerine August 3, 2010
Get the dirt merchantmug. When one person lets there asshole get all disgusting and dirty, then another has butt sex with them (usually done messy)!
1) Dirt Biki- My ass feels so gross, but it will be worth it tonight when I get dirt biked!
2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.
(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.
(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
by Wood9412 February 13, 2009
Get the Dirt Bikingmug. “those guys at TMZ are a bunch of dirt merchants”
“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”
“Perez Hilton is a fucking low life, piece of shit, ass face, dirt merchant”
by tl77 November 26, 2010
Get the dirt merchantmug. After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.
Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.
Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.
Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.
by 3nothappening November 27, 2010
Get the Dirt Jerkmug. 1) A tasty dessert treat consisting of chocolate pudding, crushed chocolate cookies (or pie crust) with half buried gummy worms.
2) The act of inserting a half-erect penis partways into a shitty anus.
2) The act of inserting a half-erect penis partways into a shitty anus.
"What are we having for dessert?"
"Worms in dirt."
"Awesome! What are we going to do after dessert?"
"Worms in dirt."
"Worms in dirt."
"Awesome! What are we going to do after dessert?"
"Worms in dirt."
by beanerz4545 January 18, 2009
Get the Worms in Dirtmug. by dirt box dave June 20, 2013
Get the Dirt Boxingmug. "Aron, since your last demotion to n00b we had to create a rank lower than the lowest rank. You have been demoted to rank of dirt"
"What's going on rank of dirt?"
"What's going on rank of dirt?"
by Jonathancaleb December 21, 2008
Get the rank of dirtmug.